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WHAT'S CLUBS GOT TO DO
WITH IT
Parody of What's
Love Got To Do With It by Tina Turner
This golfer is always getting the newest
clubs that come out hoping to get a better score.
The female voice in the chorus is his conscience
telling him that it doesn't matter what clubs he
uses, it's his swing that's the problem.
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ANOTHER PUTT'S IN THE CUP
Parody of Another
One Bites The Dust by Queen
Tiger Woods coming on the PGA Tour as a rookie and
pronouncing: here I am, I'm the best, I'm the one you've
got to try to beat.
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I'M KINDA LAZY
Parody of You
May Be Right by Billy Joel
This song is being sung by a tour pro ( Carlos Franco?
) who doesn't practice much but at night while asleep
he dreams that he's practicing.
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SAVE THIS ROUND
Parody of Won't
Back Down by Tom Petty
when you struggle from tee to green you can still
save your par and "save your round" and turn in a good
score if you have a good short game.
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HIT ME ON THE SWEET SPOT
Parody of Hit
Me With Your Best Shot by Pat Benatar
This song is sung by Tiger Woods golf ball: about
how it feels to be smacked around the course by Tiger.
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I'M OUT OF BOUNDS
Parody of Don't
Bring Me Down by E.L.O.
This poor golfer hits his tee shot out of bounds a
lot. In the song he tries to figure out why.
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I'LL BE COUNTING TOO
Parody of Every
Breath You Take by The Police
This song is about the last two competitors in a match
play tournament. As they start the Championship match
one player tells the other; don't try any funny stuff
because I'm going to be watching you like a hawk and
I'll be sticking to you like glue...I'm going to count
every stroke that you take.
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JUST CUT THE GRASS
Parody of Jumpin
Jack Flash by The Rolling Stones
About Tiger Woods from a baby, to a kid learning the
game, to college, to the PGA Tour.
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